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The Witch – Film Review
Robert Eggers’ directorial debut The Witch is a stunningly dark and disturbing film seeping with dread, chaos, and family tragedy. The world feels surprisingly real, and will haunt viewers long after the credits roll. A Puritan family lives a simple and peaceful life on an extremely remote farm in New England. The area has been said, however,…
- 2024
The BFG – Film Review
The BFG is directed by Steven Spielberg who directed movies such as E.T. The Extra Terrestrial, and Jurassic Park, and is about a young girl by the name of Sophie (Ruby Barnhill) who one day gets magically whisked away by The Big Friendly Giant (Mark Rylance), in which they both travel to Giant Country in…
- 2024
The Purge: Election Year – Film Review
In the first attempt to make the Purge series extremely political, The Purge: Election Year is easily the weakest of the three films. Senator Charlie Roan (Elizabeth Mitchell) will stop at nothing to ensure that the annual Purge night event – a night each year in the United States of America where all crime is legal – due to…
- 2024
Finding Dory – Film Review
The long-awaited sequel to the beloved children’s animated film Finding Nemo is finally here, and is exceptionally charming and even better than the 2003 original. Dory (Ellen DeGeneres), a fish living in the ocean, suffers from short-term memory loss, and has been separated from her family for a long time. Now, she must team up with her…
- 2024
The Conjuring 2 – Film Review
The sequel to the terrifying original, The Conjuring 2 offers up even more scares than the first time around, has an extremely intriguing story, and introduces us to new horror character Valak. Paranormal investigator couple Ed (Patrick Wilson) and Lorraine Warren (Vera Farmiga) travel to London, England in a desperate attempt at helping a family get rid of…
- 2024
Norm of the North – Film Review
The newest animated film directed by Trevor Wall, Norm of the North is not only the worst film of the year thus far, but one of the worst animated films in years. A polar bear named Norm (voiced by Rob Schneider) decides to embark on a mission to New York City to stop an evil land developer…
- 2024