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Christmas on the Vine – Film Review

A young marketing executive is assigned to help a struggling family-owned winery in a town that has lost its Christmas spirit due to a large wine conglomerate. You may be asking me “Why are you watching yet another cheesy Lifetime Christmas original movie?”. My honest answer to you is: I don’t know. These films all…

  • 2026

The Mandalorian: Chapter 11: The Heiress – Review

The following article contains some spoilers for Chapter 11: The Heiress. Most people have enjoyed the past two episodes of the second season of Jon Favreau’s The Mandalorian, but most people have also been in agreement that there has been something lacking from them. It just doesn’t have that same magic touch of gold that season…

  • 2026

Wish Upon – Film Review

Jonathan Shannon (Ryan Phillippe) gives his seventeen-year-old daughter Clare (Joey King) an old music box that promises to grant its owner seven wishes. Skeptical at first, Clare becomes seduced by its dark powers when her life starts to radically improve with each wish. Everything seems perfect until she realizes that every wish she makes causes…

  • 2026

Never Kiss a Man in a Christmas Sweater – Film Review

Single mother Maggie O’Donnell (Ashley Williams) is facing Christmas alone until Lucas Cavelli (Niall Matter) crashes into her life and becomes an unexpected house guest. Together, they overcome Christmas while finding comfort in their growing bond. Sounds like kind of a cute concept right? I thought so too, and I was honestly willing to give…

  • 2026

Looking for Ms. Locklear – Film Review

Using only word of mouth, two lifelong best friends and Internet comedians, Rhett McLaughlin and Link Neal, embark on a search for the long-lost teacher of the first-grade class where they met. Their journey leads them deep into the heart of an obscure tribe of Native Americans, the Lumbee of North Carolina. Serendipitously, Rhett &…

  • 2026

Spell – Film Review

While flying to his father’s funeral in rural Appalachia, an intense storm causes Marquis (Omari Hardwick) to lose control of the plane carrying himself and his family. He soon awakens wounded, alone, and trapped in Ms. Eloise’s (Loretta Devine) attic. Eloise claims she can nurse him back to health with a hoodoo figure she’s made…

  • 2026