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Daniel Isn’t Real – Film Review
A troubled college freshman named Luke (Miles Robbins) resurrects his imaginary friend Daniel (Patrick Schwarzenegger) to help him cope with a violent trauma. Daniel Isn’t Real is an absurdly weird movie. It is a movie that is filled with imagery and scenes that don’t really make any sense when you first look at them, and even…
- 2026
Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle – Film Review
When four students named Spencer Gilpin (Alex Wolff), Bethany Walker (Madison Iseman), Anthony “Fridge” Johnson (Ser’Darius Blain), and Martha Kaply (Morgan Turner) play with a magical video game, they are drawn to the jungle world of Jumanji, where they are trapped as their avatars. To return to the real world, they must finish the game. It…
- 2026
‘The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It’ Officially Announced
At long last, horror aficionados can rejoice, as they will be able to see yet another installment in the beloved series of The Conjuring. Today at Comic Con Experience (CCXP), it was officially announced that the upcoming third entry in the Conjuring series of films set collectively in The Conjuring Universe, would be titled The Devil Made Me Do It….
- 2026
Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping – Film Review
Conner Friel (Andy Samberg), Owen Bouchard (Jorma Taccone) and Lawrence Dunn (Akiva Schaffer) become famous after launching their rap album. But Conner abandons the band to form a solo career and is forced to see his celebrity status crash after the project fails. Usually I do not start reviews off like this but it is…
- 2026
Marriage Story – Film Review
A stage director named Charlie Barber (Adam Driver) and his actor wife Nicole (Scarlett Johansson) struggle through a gruelling, coast-to-coast divorce that pushes them to their personal and creative extremes. Noah Baumbach is a filmmaker that I deeply admire. Every single one of his films to date have been extremely exceptional and one of the…
- 2026
Klaus – Film Review
After proving himself to be the worst postman at the academy, a postman named Jesper Johansson (voice of Jason Schwartzman) is posted to a frozen town in the North where he discovers Santa Claus (voice of J.K. Simmons) is hiding out. Ah, yes, animated movies. Some of my all-time favorites if I am going to…
- 2026