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Minions – Film Review
Evolving from single-celled yellow organisms at the dawn of time, Minions live to serve, but find themselves working for a continual series of unsuccessful masters, from T. Rex to Napoleon. Without a master to grovel for, the Minions fall into a deep depression. But one minion, Kevin, has a plan; accompanied by his pals Stuart…
- 2026
Christmas Perfection – Film Review
As a kid, Darcy (Caitlin Thompson) had no control over her family’s holidays and thus, has grown up to be a Christmas control freak — so much so that she loses sight of what the holidays actually mean. Suddenly, she finds herself magically transported into her idea of the perfect Christmas Village and learns that…
- 2026
Jiro Dreams of Sushi – Film Review
Revered sushi chef Jiro Ono strives for perfection in his work, while his eldest son, Yoshikazu, has trouble living up to his father’s legacy. Every once in a while, you want to watch a film that will lift your spirits and put a gigantic smile on your face. Jiro Dreams of Sushi is exactly that type of…
- 2026
Chronicle – Film Review
Andrew (Dane DeHaan) is a socially awkward, introverted teen whose main form of escape and expression is a video camera. But things begin to change when Andrew, his cousin Matt (Alex Russell), and popular classmate Steve (Michael B. Jordan) discover a mysterious substance that leaves them with incredible powers. As their abilities become more powerful,…
- 2026
Paranormal Attraction – Film Review
Paranormal Attraction tells the tale of a young woman, Sara Meyers (Brooklyn Haley), who moves into an abandoned house with a tragic and mysterious past. It seems as though my luck with new release movies this past week has been exceptionally poor, to say the least. Just when I was praying that I would finally…
- 2026
Secret Society of Second-Born Royals – Film Review
A rebellious princess is stunned to learn that she has superpowers and belongs to a secret society with a longstanding tradition of covertly keeping the peace throughout the kingdom. You would think that a brand new Disney+ movie would have a fairly extensive marketing campaign before release, but strangely enough, Secret Society of Second-Born Royals didn’t really…
- 2026