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Mr. No Legs – Film Review

When Andy’s (Ron Slinker) sister’s death is staged to look like an overdose, Andy and fellow policeman Chuck (Richard Jaeckel) investigate the situation and link it to a drug importing ring involving Florida drug kingpin D’Angelo (Lloyd Bochner) and his enforcer Mr. No Legs (Ted Vollrath), who uses a wheelchair and is armed with two…

  • 2025

Bill & Ted Face the Music – Film Review

The stakes are higher than ever for the time-traveling exploits of William “Bill” S. Preston Esq. (Alex Winter) and Theodore “Ted” Logan (Keanu Reeves). Yet to fulfill their rock and roll destiny, the now middle-aged best friends set out on a new adventure when a visitor from the future warns them that only their song…

  • 2025

Clueless – Film Review

Cher Horowitz (Alicia Silverstone) is a rich high-school student who is learning to cope with adolescence and its problems. She also helps a new student gain popularity and in the process discovers her own feelings. A ton of coming-of-age films focuses so much on trying to tell a captivating and juicy love story that the…

  • 2025

Labyrinth – Film Review

Sixteen-year-old Sarah Williams (Jennifer Connelly) resents her baby brother Toby (Toby Froud) and secretly wishes that he will just disappear. Her wish comes true when goblins kidnap the boy. Feeling responsible and guilty about his abduction, she sets forth to retrieve him and finds herself on the adventure of a lifetime. To rescue her brother,…

  • 2025

Saw 3D – Film Review

It’s honestly hard to describe exactly how bad and massively underwhelming this seventh outing truly is.

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Saw VI – Film Review

Special Agent Strahm (Scott Patterson) is dead, and Detective Mark Hoffman (Costas Mandylor) has emerged as the unchallenged successor to Jigsaw’s legacy. However, when the FBI draws closer to Hoffman, he is forced to set a game into motion, and Jigsaw’s grand scheme is finally becoming more clear. We are almost at the end of…

  • 2025