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Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones – Film Review
The following article contains spoilers. Set ten years after the events of The Phantom Menace, the Republic continues to be mired in strife and chaos. A separatist movement encompassing hundreds of planets and powerful corporate alliances poses new threats to the galaxy that even the Jedi cannot stem. These moves, long-planned by an as yet…
- 2026
Krampus – Film Review
Frustrated by the constant quarrel between the members of his dysfunctional family, Max Engel (Emjay Anthony) loses interest to celebrate Christmas, awakening Krampus, a demon who will punish his entire family. There are plenty of Christmas movies out there that millions of people all around the world love to watch around this time of year: A…
- 2026
Norm of the North: Family Vacation – Film Review
Overwhelmed with his Kingly duties, Norm’s (voice of Andrew Toth) crown is stolen and he embarks on a journey to find it in conjunction with repairing his family’s relationship. One of the biggest cinematic mysteries of the 2010s is how in the world Norm of the North was released in theatres back in 2016. I, unfortunately, went…
- 2026
Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace – Film Review
Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor) is a young apprentice Jedi knight under the tutelage of Qui-Gon Jinn (Liam Neeson); Anakin Skywalker (Jake Lloyd), who will later father Luke Skywalker and become known as Darth Vader, is just a nine-year-old boy. When the Trade Federation cuts off all routes to the planet Naboo, Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan are…
- 2026
Songbird – Film Review
Immune to the COVID-23 virus, a courier races against time to save the woman he loves from a quarantine camp. Songbird is a movie that has already caused a ton of controversy online. Can you guess why? It’s because it’s essentially about a mutated strand of the ongoing COVID-19 disease in real life. This film’s version…
- 2026
The Mandalorian: Chapter 15: The Believer – Review
The following article contains spoilers for Chapter 15: The Believer. I’m genuinely blown away by how good season two of Jon Favreau’s The Mandalorian turned out to be in the grand scheme of things. It all started off with an amazing bang with “Chapter 9: The Marshal” but after that, there were a large number of filler…
- 2026