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The Mandalorian: Chapter 11: The Heiress – Review
The following article contains some spoilers for Chapter 11: The Heiress. Most people have enjoyed the past two episodes of the second season of Jon Favreau’s The Mandalorian, but most people have also been in agreement that there has been something lacking from them. It just doesn’t have that same magic touch of gold that season…
- 2026
Wish Upon – Film Review
Jonathan Shannon (Ryan Phillippe) gives his seventeen-year-old daughter Clare (Joey King) an old music box that promises to grant its owner seven wishes. Skeptical at first, Clare becomes seduced by its dark powers when her life starts to radically improve with each wish. Everything seems perfect until she realizes that every wish she makes causes…
- 2026
Never Kiss a Man in a Christmas Sweater – Film Review
Single mother Maggie O’Donnell (Ashley Williams) is facing Christmas alone until Lucas Cavelli (Niall Matter) crashes into her life and becomes an unexpected house guest. Together, they overcome Christmas while finding comfort in their growing bond. Sounds like kind of a cute concept right? I thought so too, and I was honestly willing to give…
- 2026
Looking for Ms. Locklear – Film Review
Using only word of mouth, two lifelong best friends and Internet comedians, Rhett McLaughlin and Link Neal, embark on a search for the long-lost teacher of the first-grade class where they met. Their journey leads them deep into the heart of an obscure tribe of Native Americans, the Lumbee of North Carolina. Serendipitously, Rhett &…
- 2026
Spell – Film Review
While flying to his father’s funeral in rural Appalachia, an intense storm causes Marquis (Omari Hardwick) to lose control of the plane carrying himself and his family. He soon awakens wounded, alone, and trapped in Ms. Eloise’s (Loretta Devine) attic. Eloise claims she can nurse him back to health with a hoodoo figure she’s made…
- 2026
Nacho Libre – Film Review
Ignacio (Jack Black), or Nacho to his friends, works as a cook in the Mexican monastery where he grew up. The monastery is home to a host of orphans whom Nacho cares for deeply, but there is not much money to feed them properly. Nacho decides to raise money for the children by moonlighting as…
- 2026