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School of Rock – Film Review

Overly enthusiastic guitarist Dewey Finn (Jack Black) gets thrown out of his bar band and finds himself in desperate need of work. Posing as a substitute music teacher at an elite private elementary school, he exposes his students to the hard rock gods he idolizes and emulates — much to the consternation of the uptight…

  • 2026

Every ‘Saw’ Film Ranked from Worst to Best

The Saw franchise now contains nine entries which is certainly a lot. Throughout the course of many years, audiences and critics alike have been quite divided when it comes to this series. Some of the films are just straight-up torture-porn which a lot of people love (myself not included) and other films like the original and Spiral focus on a…

  • 2026

Forever My Girl – Film Review

It’s not a wonderful or game-changing movie by any means, but it works as a nice pick-me-up.

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Those Who Wish Me Dead – Film Review

Still reeling from the loss of three lives, Hannah Faber (Angelina Jolie) is a smokejumper who’s perched in a watchtower high above the Montana wilderness. She soon encounters Connor Casserly (Finn Little), a skittish boy who’s bloodied, traumatized, and on the run in the remote forest. As Hannah tries to bring him to safety, she’s…

  • 2026

The Woman in the Window – Film Review

Anna Fox (Amy Adams) is an agoraphobic child psychologist who finds herself keeping tabs on the picture-perfect family across the street through the windows of her New York City brownstone. Her life is turned upside down when she inadvertently witnesses a brutal crime. If you were like me and watched the trailer for Joe Wright’s The…

  • 2026

Spiral: From the Book of Saw – Film Review

Rest assured, Spiral: From the Book of Saw is not going to be the “game over” for this long-running horror franchise.

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