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They/Them – Film Review
They/Them features an admittedly creepy Kevin Bacon performance but is an otherwise horribly written slasher that fails to expand upon its interesting premise.
Allegoria – Film Review
Allegoria is a mind-numbingly slow-paced bore with a completely unscary script and poor direction from Spider One.
- 2022
- Horror
Elvis – Film Review
Baz Luhrmann’s Elvis is a sweeping, grandiose, and sometimes messy biopic featuring a star-making performance from Austin Butler.
Luck – Film Review
Luck is a wonderfully sweet, inspiring, funny, and emotional animated adventure brought to life stunningly by director Peggy Holmes.
Bullet Train – Film Review
Bullet Train is completely overstuffed, hugely boring, highly predictable, and relies way too much on comedy that simply isn’t funny.
LEGO Star Wars Summer Vacation – Film Review
LEGO Star Wars Summer Vacation is a cute kids’ film with good voice performances, but it definitely feels incredibly forgettable.
- 2022
- Animation, Family, Science Fiction, Comedy