Movies – Vertical
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Deck the Halls – Film Review
Although it’s fun to see Danny DeVito in his prime, Deck the Halls is a gloriously unfunny mess of a holiday film with a story so stupid you’ll have to see it to believe it.
Night at the Museum: Kahmunrah Rises Again
Night at the Museum: Kahmunrah Rises Again fails to justify its existence with a painfully bad script, weak characterization, and humor that will only be funny to toddlers.
Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio – Film Review
Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio is a staggeringly beautiful and surprisingly dark retelling of the classic story, brought to life by state-of-the-art stop-motion animation.
Skinamarink – Film Review
Skinamarink is a daunting task to get through. Not because it’s so scary that you’ll have trouble watching it, but because it’s so boring you’ll find yourself wanting to turn it off every few minutes.
- 2023
- Horror
Troll – Film Review
Roar Uthaug’s Troll spends way too much time focusing on uninteresting, bland dialogue rather than cutting to the chase with showcasing the titular creature in action.