Movies – Vertical

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Night at the Museum: Kahmunrah Rises Again

Night at the Museum: Kahmunrah Rises Again fails to justify its existence with a painfully bad script, weak characterization, and humor that will only be funny to toddlers.

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Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio – Film Review

Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio is a staggeringly beautiful and surprisingly dark retelling of the classic story, brought to life by state-of-the-art stop-motion animation.

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Skinamarink – Film Review

Skinamarink is a daunting task to get through. Not because it’s so scary that you’ll have trouble watching it, but because it’s so boring you’ll find yourself wanting to turn it off every few minutes.

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The House – Film Review

If you’re up for the challenge of watching a stop-motion animated film that dares to be something unbelievably dark, The House is sure to impress.

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Troll – Film Review

Roar Uthaug’s Troll spends way too much time focusing on uninteresting, bland dialogue rather than cutting to the chase with showcasing the titular creature in action.

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She Said – Film Review

She Said is an incredibly unsettling and highly disturbing look at the damage done by film producer Harvey Weinstein, excellently directed by Maria Schrader with a sharp script from Rebecca Lenkiewicz.

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