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Norm of the North – Film Review
The newest animated film directed by Trevor Wall, Norm of the North is not only the worst film of the year thus far, but one of the worst animated films in years. A polar bear named Norm (voiced by Rob Schneider) decides to embark on a mission to New York City to stop an evil land developer…
- 2025
X-Men: Apocalypse – Film Review
Although it is not quite as good as 2014’s excellent X-Men: Days of Future Past, the newest installment in the franchise, Apocalypse has fantastic storytelling, action, and builds upon the characters we have grown to love over the many years. One of the biggest threats known in the universe, Apocalypse (Oscar Isaac) has finally emerged, and is…
- 2025
10 Cloverfield Lane – Film Review
After nearly a decade, fans of the creepy 2008 original film Cloverfield can finally be treated with 10 Cloverfield Lane, an extremely intense and psychological thriller, more so than a monster film. Where this could disappoint some people, I left the theatre immensely satisfied. After a young woman named Michelle (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) gets into a brutal…
- 2025
Captain America: Civil War – Film Review
Rarely is the third entry in any film series the best, but in the case of this film, it truly is.
- 2016
- Adventure, Action, Science Fiction
Forrest Gump – Film Review
My momma always said life is like a box of chocolates. Forrest Gump is a movie I remember my parents watching when I was a kid, and them telling me that I should watch it someday. When I was a kid, I remember not caring about the movie, thinking it was boring because there was…
- 2025
Steel – Film Review
DC Comics has had it’s share of horrible movies, including Supergirl, Superman IV: The Quest For Peace, and Batman & Robin. Steel starring Shaquille O’Neal may just be their worst movie. This movie tries to make you care about certain characters like Shaq’s friend Sparky, but you really don’t care. The film also introduces more…
- 2025