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Slender Man – Film Review
The film adaptation of the Internet urban legend Slender Man is here on the big screen about five years late, and proves to be an absolute mess filled with poorly written characters, cheap and lazy scares, and bad dialogue. A group of teenage girls living in Massachusetts grow a large interest with the Internet urban…
- 2026
Searching – Film Review
Up and coming filmmaker Aneesh Chaganty’s first feature film Searching is filled with brilliantly executed suspense. A man named David Kim (John Cho) lives peacefully at home with his teenage daughter Margot (Michelle La). One day, however, Margot no longer texts her father and has not returned home in a long while, and eventually is considered to…
- 2026
The Happytime Murders – Film Review
The Happytime Murders aims for shock value, laughs, and a fun time. Unfortunately, the film is not funny nor fun. What’s shocking though is how bad it truly is. In a world where puppets and humans live on Earth, a detective named Connie Edwards (Melissa McCarthy) goes on a journey to find out who is…
- 2026
Oculus – Film Review
Horror film directing master Mike Flanagan showcases some of his best talents with 2013’s Oculus, a horror film that focuses on mirrors. Who knew mirrors could be so unnerving? A woman named Kaylie Russell (Karen Gillan) discovers an antique mirror, and believes that it is the very thing that killed her loved ones years before. Now,…
- 2026
The Meg – Film Review
Ever since the release of Steven Spielberg’s 1975 horror classic Jaws, there has been dozens of imitations. Jon Turteltaub’s The Meg is the best shark film since then. Jonas Taylor (Jason Statham) and a group of scientists come face-to-face with an extremely dangerous and large megalodon shark. Now, he must do whatever he takes in…
- 2026
Mission: Impossible – Fallout – Film Review
Director Christopher McQuarrie returns to the Mission: Impossible franchise following 2015’s Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation and delivers not only the strongest entry in the series to date, but one of the greatest action blockbusters this decade. After the events of Rogue Nation, Ethan Hunt (Tom Cruise) embarks on a new mission – to find…
- 2026