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Smallfoot – Film Review
Warner Bros. Pictures’ newest animated feature Smallfoot is a delightful family film that will definitely please the vast majority of its target audience but does not have as much in store for its adult viewers. One day, a young yeti named Migo (voice of Channing Tatum) encounters a human being on a mountainside that he calls a…
- 2026
Eighth Grade – Film Review
Writer/director Bo Burnham’s directorial debut Eighth Grade is the most real and raw coming-of-age story in cinema since 2016’s The Edge of Seventeen. A young thirteen year old girl named Kayla Day (Elsie Fisher) is quickly approaching her final few days of the eighth grade. Day is an ordinary, but quiet girl who enjoys playing with toys, listening…
- 2026
Life Itself – Film Review
From writer/director Dan Fogelman (This Is Us), his newest film Life Itself is an excruciatingly painful film that tries so desperately to be heartbreaking and emotional, that if often comes off as cheesy and laughable. Official Synopsis: “As a young New York couple goes from college romance to marriage and the birth of their first child, the unexpected…
- 2026
The Predator – Film Review
From Shane Black, the director of the seventh installment in the Marvel Cinematic Universe Iron Man 3, brings us the newest Predator film that is unfortunately bloated with cheesy dialogue, distracting visual effects, and a boring story. A young boy accidentally causes the Predator to come down to the planet Earth, whose goal is to wipe out…
- 2026
The Nun – Film Review
All the promotional material that has been released regarding Corin Hardy’s The Nun has called this entry in the now long-running Conjuring film series the “darkest chapter yet”. After seeing the film, I am genuinely baffled as to how The Nun – the film with the most cheap and boring scares and most humor involved is the darkest chapter. In Romania…
- 2026
Kin – Film Review
Kin desperately makes an attempt to balance science fiction action with a dramatic family story at its core, but ultimately comes off as nothing more than an under two hour bloated mess that is never fully able to balance its sci-fi and family themes. After an ex-convict gets released, him and his brother go hide out…
- 2026