Movies – Vertical
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Prey for the Devil – Film Review
Prey for the Devil is a shockingly bland and scare-free supernatural horror film that further proves why the demonic posssesion subgenre needs to die off already.
The Leech – Film Review
The Leech is a tonally confused mess of a holiday horror film that’s never quite able to tell a compelling story, despite Eric Pennycoff’s direction being superb.
Deck the Halls – Film Review
Although it’s fun to see Danny DeVito in his prime, Deck the Halls is a gloriously unfunny mess of a holiday film with a story so stupid you’ll have to see it to believe it.
Night at the Museum: Kahmunrah Rises Again
Night at the Museum: Kahmunrah Rises Again fails to justify its existence with a painfully bad script, weak characterization, and humor that will only be funny to toddlers.
Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio – Film Review
Guillermo del Toro’s Pinocchio is a staggeringly beautiful and surprisingly dark retelling of the classic story, brought to life by state-of-the-art stop-motion animation.