Robert Patrick

Spy Kids – Film Review

Unwatchable, uninspired, and utterly void of joy. Spy Kids isn’t just a misfire — it’s cinematic punishment.

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The Faculty – Film Review

The Faculty is a mixed bag of sci-fi horror and teenage drama that shows flashes of potential but ultimately falls short of its ambitions.

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The Protégé – Film Review

Maggie Q and Michael Keaton made the best out of a bad script in the form of the disappointingly bland The Protégé.

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